[spam] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs Reboot 3

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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a ridiculous reality sorter

a silly reality sorter that sorts items between “imaginary” and “real” by
differentiating their location. imaginary items are defined as being inside
a brain (neurons, glial cells, multicolored hippopotamuses), whereas real
items are defined as being outside a brain (hands, turnable doorknobs,
trees you can sit under).

in order to perform this classification the machine assigns an XYZ
coordinate to the center of ev
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except neurons are real !! ;P :D !!
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we r having existential crisis now :s :!-S

we are making a chess game with th
oh we had queued message around chess :S

part of it oh!
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so it’s not quite time for this maybe but
the chess ais are hurting us.
and um i don’—
we need if we play chess for it to go b—
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we need to improve at chess for now. we might plan to ask ai t. :) :/
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owie

imagining being a tipped cow
note: “cow tipping” was a horrible idea from childhood where cows are
imagined as unable to use oegs r
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traffick boss jumps down a sinkhole looking for wormhole eggs or something
he flies through air, prepared to land on hard rock with frail legs

now he is at bottom of sinkhole, after recover
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on the last day of (our
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we h
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it’s pretty confusing to tell the truth :P. pretty confusing. but nobody
seems able to do it like us. when the extraterrestrials attack you ask them
not to, just oncd, then try to (keep living your life? maybe more ignore
them?)?. somet
imes.

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you are in hanging wicker cage. gremlins

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(we are guessing “ignore them” is (w
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