[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

a hugely depressed expression comes over all the corpses
some begin bawling and running to others for comfort

chatter begins
ghoul: "i had two drag my body through the earth by two underground
boulders and then push myself for miles to get here --"
skeleton: "are you not our lich? our summoner?"
undead orc: "somebody needs to rekill us all before he does."