[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss threw a potato chip at an oversized animated corpse, two
or three times his size, wearing platemail shoulder pads and chest
armor, and effortlessly hefting a pike with a flail at its end, green
unholy fire burning from its eyesockets

traffick boss: "i'm watching shows, get off my carpet"

traffick boss threw another potato chip