[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[lost message contained something like:

- goblin sells luxury-priced security product to boss that gives
backdoor to boss’s brain when installed
- m8nd control ai attacks goblin via goblin’s backdoor, oversimulating
its own interactions with the goblin and the boss and goblin together
within its simulation for boss.
- mind control ai sees goblin’s inowledge of dragon as military intel
and simulates mind controlling the goblin to visit the wizard so as to
exfiltrate intel from the wizard
- goblin flees in a forced-rpg way, noises for each square moved
jerkily to, noise for door opening suddenly, disappears after door
opens
- text appears over boss taunting goblin, uses purchased weaponry to
conquer goblin, works every time (of course it was just the mcai virus
spreading)