[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Why did MCBoss fart.
A: A bunch of vivisected employees were furiously trying to stop
machines tasking with maximizing his charisma from taking their brains
apart, and found they could find areas in the web of influence where
it was still possible, to discourage the machines.