[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: How many MCBosses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Dude, you can keep throwing wealthy businessman at a lightbulb
until you're blue in the face and they will just slam against it and
pile up unless you mind control them to screw it in.

A helicopter comes in to rescue everybody. The poor wealthy
businessmen are doddering around like they have brain damage, starving
and bleeding. "We're here to rescue you!!" announce the superpowered
interns, and the businessmen moan out "yayy!!!". The interns deliver
nourishing fluids and medical care and everybody piles into the
helicopter and flies into a cloudscape going "wheeee!!!!!!!!" happily!