[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss goes air-swimming.

Does backstroke in air.

It is hard to keep boss up in air, but an AI is mind-controlling
workers to make sure it happens.
Since every approach results in Boss falling after an initial burst,
they keep trying different approaches.
Some push him up with sticks, but then pull the sticks away so he is in the air;
Some lift him and try to throw him;
Some aim giant fans at him, but then pull them away because they upset
his backstroke some ...

Regardless! he swims through the air