[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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boss goes down to the arithmetic wing of the business to learn about 1s and 0s

he finds an adder group and joins with the other workers to carry a 1
he picks up the 1. it's heavy. he heaves it up and hauls it around to
the next location