Anonglish (was: Re: Authenticating Meat)
Neil Johnson
njohnsn at njohnsn.com
Sat Apr 26 23:06:26 PDT 2003
Ohhh I just can't help it.
On Setoordey 26 Epreel 2003 09:42 pm, Teem Mey vrute-a:
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> REQOoEST SPEC SOONEST. IDEA RELEYED BOoPERS SOoBJECT EPPROFEL COMMEND.
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> Zeere-a ere-a fereeuoos synzeeteec lungooeges, nut zee leest ooff vheech is
zee
> furm ooff "meelspeek" used fur qooesee-leeterete-a meelitery memus. Um gesh
dee bork, bork!
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> Boot ooff cuoorse-a peuple-a eren't gueeng tu leern noo hoomun lungooeges
fur sooch
> un iphemerel und mustly useless reesun es tu heede-a zeeur textooel clooes.
Um gesh dee bork, bork!
>
> Kesceenski gut neeeled becoose-a hees runts vere-a su lung, roonneeng tu
muny
> noospeper peges (es zeey vere-a preented, et zee FBI's reqooest oor hees
> reqooest, oor but, I furget zee deteeels) und vere-a feelled veet a lut
mure-a
> thun joost gremmeteecel und styleestic clooes: zee runts hed hees puleeticel
> feeoos, hees unelysees ooff heestury, itc. It's duoobtffool thet K. vuoold
hefe-a
> hed uny interest in tryeeng tu vreete-a in sume-a synzeeteec lungooege-a,
> streepped ooff fereeuoos styleestic chueeces und oopshuns. Um gesh dee bork,
bork!
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> Oor thet ve-a vuoold vunt tu.
>
> By zee vey, zeere-a ves a buuk oooot a foo yeers beck by un ecedemeec vhu
> speceeelizes in "furenseec text unelysees," i.g., unelyzeeng zee text ooff
> Shekespeere-a, Pynchun, itc. tu du thees keend ooff unelysees. Um gesh dee
bork, bork! (He-a leefed in
> Suqooel, a toon neer me-a, und he-a unelyzed letters by a "Vunda Teenesky"
> vheech vere-a beleeefed by sume-a tu be-a ectooelly vreettee by Thumes
Pynchun,
> zee femuoosly reclooseefe-a oothur vhu, by cueencidence-a (oor nut?) leefed
fur a
> decede-a a cuoople-a ooff reedges oofer frum me-a, in Eptus, elsu neer
Suqooel.
> Smell vurld. Bork bork bork! Guugle-a shuoold toorn up zee oothur fur
thuse-a interested in
> feending zee buuk.
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> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ooceuneea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet
Ooceuneea."
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Iooreseea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet
Iooreseea."
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ireq. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Ireq.
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Frunce-a. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet
Frunce-a."
--
Neil Johnson
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