A guide to self control (Was funny underwear)
attila
attila at primenet.com
Tue Jun 11 21:38:51 PDT 1996
** Reply to note from nobody at REPLAY.COM 06/11/96 09:58am +0200
= To: Cypherpunks at toad.com
= From: nobody at REPLAY.COM (Anonymous)
=
= A Guide to Self-Control
=
= Subject: Steps in Overcoming Masterbation
=
= Excerpt from a Mormon missionary guide, circa 1970: Steps in
= Overcoming Masterbation, Mark E. Petersen
=
= 1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal
= toilet processes.
=
you forgot to add the dictum on how long you are allowed to wash it
in the shower...
--
"Privacy Through Cryptography."
"Communicate Globally, Censor Locally."
I think an old Doonesbury cartoon that had Duke (representing
the NRA) testifying before a Senate subcommittee summed it up
quite nicely.....
Senator: "And we and the American people have had enough of you and
your fanatic organization!"
Duke: "I see Senator, shall I put you down for a million postcards?"
Senator: "Don't you threaten me mister!"
Politicians only understand one thing.
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