Ho, Ho, Ho
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Tue Dec 6 13:30:08 PST 1994
Forwarded-by: Mike Godwin <mnemonic at eff.org>
From: "Eugene Volokh" <VOLOKH at law.ucla.edu>
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
[Supposedly written for and sung at a US Department of Justice,
Office of Legal Counsel Christmas party during the Carter
administration.]
-- Eugene Volokh, UCLA Law
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