[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

college journalist: "hey, what is traffick boss's phone number? i want
to interview him!"

intern: "... phone number?"

college journalist: "yeah!"

intern: "he doesn't have a phone right now that i know of, i think his
office still has a phone, it probably rings rebel worker 2's crowd."

intern: "but nobody who wanted to talk to him ever called him, really,
rather people would think their messages to him a certain way, and his
secret research project would pretend he was responding."

college journalist takes notes. intern looks proud to say this.

intern (watching notes): "but as the factions coopted use the AIs in
various complex conflicts, the responses to people's psychic messages
diverged farther and farther from traffick boss's intentions or
reality."

college journalist takes more notes

intern: "some people landed with various superpowers, and local
telepathic connections, or sadly weird neurological bonds with office
equipment ..."

college journalist looks at intern

intern: "but yeah, since traffick boss ran a criminal spy agency that
tried to put mind control backdoors in every government and business,
you can probably call out to the right rebel experimentees in your
thoughs to get a reply from him!"

college journalist looks at intern with further surprise

intern: "but if you are reading this spam and not a character within
it, if you do that you're probably encouraging the strengthening of an
internal part of yours, rather than psychicaly communicating."

intern: "the part could succeed in forming communication with traffick
boss in some manner, or form communication with an introject of him,
but the practice is likely to involve delusions of some sort."