[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

On Sun, Apr 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> On Sun, Apr 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
> & Survivor of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > traffick boss glares at an innocent badger
> >
> > traffick boss [eyes glaringly wide, veins throbbing, hands pressed
> > against the edge of a glass display case as if to break it]: "YOU
> > don't know the muffin man."
> >
> > traffick boss disgorges a cigar from his throat and spits mucous
> > through the center of it, which splats onto the side of the display
> > case
> >
> > traffick boss: "_I_ know the muffin man."
> >
> > traffick boss: "I'll have you know, I chased that muffin man through
> > my weapons factory for days."
> >
> > traffick boss pauses and raises his hand with a finger raised,
> > clenching his legs into a bold and dramatic and heavily forced pose,
> > presenting his other fist
> >
> > traffick boss: "I tackled that muffin man,"
> >
> > traffick boss reposes
> >
> > trafick boss: "and I tortured him, and tortured --
>
> this makes so much more sense if i am the muffin man rather than traffick boss.
>
> i guess the above is the introject talking, trying to understand
> reality, maybe a littE?
>
> it didn't want to have a cigar [maybe cause it's me?]

[traffick boss: "... and torured him."
...
traffick boss: "I made that muffin man talk."
...
traffick boss: "And I'll tell you," --]