[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss is sneaking around in enemy business

he has a super soaker filled with a toxic mix of vodka and vinegar
it's aimed backward

he sneaks around a corner and aims his super soaker backward at an
enemy employee
he pulls the trigger and sprays himself in the face!

he is satisfied.

he keeps sneaking to find the next employee
[mistake]