[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss is a heavily crumpled bunny

he’s made of densely packed crumpled notes and candy bar wrappers and
other crumpled up things
he quivers, ready to bolt in an instant if anybody sees him nibbling
on wildflowers in their lawn