[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

THE HUMAN TRAFFICKER WHO CALLS HIMSELF MIND CONTROL BOSS skates into
his office in hockey getup and slams his desk, checking it against the
wall.

He takes off his hockey mask and helmet and breathes heavily in and out.

He looks all beefy from his hockey padding.

Human Trafficker Who Calls Himself Mind Control Boss [dressed as if
playing hockey, to government worker]: "Great day at the rink, Zombie
Government Worker!"

Government Worker: "Is this a skating rink?"

Human Trafficker Who --