[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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mind control boss's kindly aunt slams open the door. mind control boss cowers.

mind control boss's kindly aunt: "i want to take my buggy to the store
for milk, but --"

mind control boss covers his head, turns away, but peeks at his kindly
aunt with one eye

mind control boss's kindly aunt: "but the store doesn't sell milk
anymore because _somebody_ released a _military flu virus_ for a
measly --"