[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss, hairdresser, and entranced intern unload from the
tax assessor's office

they chatter to each other

hairdresser: "wow an iguana"

mind control boss: "i never would have expected an iguana"

entranced intern: "i can feel in me that boss wants an iguanamobile"

mind control boss looks at entranced intern

mind control boss: "maybe he does!"

hairdresser: "he does?"