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Sun Sep 10 19:25:14 PDT 2023

mind control boss solves puzzles

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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let's do algebra

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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i went to https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=basic-algebra-quiz_1
and found the first question to be "7 + 2x = 15 Find x.". this looks
hard for a billionaire industrialist of this nature; i'll try to break
it down into subchallenges.
we've got:
- equation with variable
- multiplication by variable
- summation with variable expression
- unisolated variable

here is question 1:
Solve for x in this expression: 4 = x
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mind control boss looks at "4 = x, solve for x"

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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mind control boss has suitable challenge :)

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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mind control boss takes the "x" from the right hand side
and the "4" from the left hand side

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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[goes off to a vacation in europe, asks secretary to sort out

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mind control boss: "x = 4" ! yes this is correct :) let's try #2

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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Question 2:
Solve for x in "3x = 6" [these numbers are kind of big]
ok
Question 2:
Solve for x in "2x = 4"

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mind control boss: "this is kind of boring, i think my time might be
better spent in ventures that have more viral takeoff ..."

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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mind control boss stares at "solve for x in 2x = 4"

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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mind control boss: "I have important business to attend to. somebody
needs mind controlling

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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mind control boss sashays down a lane ..... [thinking something about
mind control could double]

suddenly he feels his mind control power doubling!

he tries it out, and mind controls a bunch of sheep to question the
parts glossed over in their educations

4 sheep get mind controlled!

how many sheep could mind control boss mind control, before the doubling?

this is important, to track the viral takeoff of mind control boss's
mind control power

mind control boss [to zombie executive assistant]: "i have to confide
in you, i am so sad, i need somebody to talk to. it's so important to
me to track how fast our power is growing ..

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:15 PM
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ohhhhhhh "mind control boss" is just a group of phrases that let me
use a bit of my mind that's inhibited.

ok umm

2x = 4, solve for x

whoops whoops whoops

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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mind control boss swallows a live grenade
mind control bass has membranous linings of many layers of thick steel

the grenade explodes

but mind control boss is unharmed.

it shoots out of his mouth and he vomits explosion at others.

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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for the "mind control boss performs a puzzle" trick we may consider
using a faction that has mind controlled him.

how about rebel worker 7.

rebel worker 7: "i have mind controlled mind control boss. what do you
want him to do?"

"let's solve this puzzle step-by-step: 2x=4."

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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mind control boss's eyes glaze over. they look like spinning spirals,
he is all mind controlled.

he walks up to "2x=4" like he is in a stupor.

he separates "2x" into "2 * x".

he pulls the "2 *" part down off the left hand side

he fumbles with it so it becomes "/ 2"

then he puts it on the right hand side.

he looks at the camera with his eyes all spinning spirals.

the equation now says: "x = 4 / 2"

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Many<gmkarl at gmail.com>	Sun, Sep 10, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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rebel worker 7: "mind control boss, i have mind controlled you because
this is part of karl's mind that he needs to be able to use for things
like simple algebra. he needs to be able to use this part of his
mind."

mind control boss's eyes are still spinning spirals. he reaches up
toward the "/ 2" then pulls back. he looks mentally struggling.

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