[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Mind Control Boss [to general environment]: "Arright how much for the
woodland creatures to move into my business forever."

Woodland Creature: "The creatures of the jungle are not for sale."

Mind Control Boss: "Great, I'll buy it. Let's go!"