[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Mind Control Boss swings in, in the jungle, in a deisel-powered
hydraulic battlemech, from a steel cable hanging from a tall
reinforced structure painted kind of like a tree.

He lands on the ground with a loud noise, and raises his battlemech arms.

Mind Control Boss: "I'm baaaaack !"

His hydraulic battlemech fitzes and sputs. A small creature jumps on
him and he begins losing balance and swinging his arms.

Mind Control Boss: "or wait, am I back? or is there no mind control
boss and i am just some kind of psychological experience?"