[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i decided to stay here because the content is nontopical for the
education thread

once upon a time, mind control boss tripped over a patch of moss and
tumbled into a swamp right when he was about to assassinate an
innocent toad

the toad knew nothing about being assassinated or mind controlled, but
there was a big splash nearby. the toad made a croaking noise and
jumped for cover.