[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

karl tries to get dissociation therapy ......

worker: "sorry there is no such thing as dissociation therapy."

karl shows a bunch of academic papers, mainstream news, fiction books,
and historical evidence of there being a lot of dissociation therapy

worker: "sorry there is still no such thing as dissociation therapy."

karl breaks out the puppet. puts it on his hand.

karl's puppet: "i am mind control boss. karl is my envoy. he's taking
over dissociation therapy for me. that's why you're having trouble
with it."

worker: "oh, right this way to our dissociation therapist."