[ot][spam]gpt-4 completions

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GPT-4

User
Can you do codegolf with dialog, so you respond with the shortest
number of characters possible, but it's dialog instead of code?

ChatGPT
Sure, let's try it! Please provide a topic or situation for the
dialogue, and we'll see how succinct we can be while still conveying
the intended message.




User
Do you like forensic quantum mechanics?

ChatGPT
Yes.




User
Explain to me why cats fart.

ChatGPT
Digestion.




User
How would I grow a tree that heals my heart in a way this is stronger
than anything else?

ChatGPT
Plant love.




User
Seriously, tell me exactly what to do.

ChatGPT
1. Choose a tree symbolizing love or healing for you.
2. Find a special spot that brings peace.
3. Plant it, nurture it.
4. Visit, talk, remember joyful times.
5. Let it grow as a living tribute, healing your heart through time,
connection, and nature’s resilience.


User
Expand #3.

ChatGPT
3. Plant it, nurture it:
- Dig a hole 2x width of root ball.
- Place tree, cover roots with soil.
- Water thoroughly.
- Mulch around tree, not touching trunk.
- Water regularly.
- Protect from pests/weeds.
- Prune as needed.