[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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traffick boss picks up a chocolate muffin

traffick boss holds the chocolate muffin and looks at it

a pause.

traffick boss [looking at muffin]: "you're a cute fucking chocolate muffin"

traffick boss puts the chocolate muffin down

traffick boss looks left and right

traffick boss [to zombie goon]: "steal the muffin"