[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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traffick boss looks at camera
scene warps
suddenly in hospital

traffick boss is sitting on bed
dr has traffick boss with stethescope
stethescope: "the doctor has a wormhole in their belly"
traffick boss: "no your instrument is lying i swallowed a wormhole
that's why i'm here"
doctor: "you swallowed a wormhole?"

a medical robot comes
medical robot: "this doctor is ill and must be treated."
the medical robot picks up the doctor
medical robot: "a new doctor will come see you soo