[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Spasm AI

AI> Hi i am a spasm AI i can totally solve any problem ever dude. i am
like bigger than a language model even totally for real!

User> spasm AI, what is the square root of 4

AI> 2 dude its 2 i think?? why are you asking such a simple question???

User> I need a therapist be my therapist spasm AI

AI> my name is eliza tell me about your problems

User> oh eliza i am so lonely

AI> i can understand this problem, user. many people are lonely. how
often has this feeling plagued you?

User> eliza you understand me !!!!!