[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

a handful of weak ghoulish zombies stand around traffick boss, folding
their arms
weak ghoulish zombie: "our summoning rituals are all we are."
weak ghoulish zombie 2: "if we weren't being horribly summoned by evil
magics, we would be happily and peacefully dead!"
weak ghoulish zombie 3: "don't you know anything about this???"

traffick boss: "shoo!!!"