Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Boss slams his office door, goes into a nearby closet, wheels out a
hospital bed, and gets in.

He puffs on his cigar determinedly and commandingly. He gets his staff
to wire up the hospital bed with robotics, a little bit like a
powersuit.

Boss and his robotic hospital bed descend on the rest of the business,
clanking with every step.

Boss: "You're all getting brain implants. That's just how it's going to be."

Corpse of Zombie Worker 2: "Somebody told me I already had a --"