[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss vs goblin

boss and the gobline rush at each other
each one vibrates a little toward the other with a “thump” noise
and red numbers float up out of them
-3
-5

boss is furious his power of boss punch did not intimidate the goblin
into compliance