[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss is a pong game

he bundles his body into a paddle
he bundles his body into a ball

his mind control empire processes game data to decide how to move the paddle
some people are presented media investigating pong games where the
paddle goes left
some are presented media investigating pong games where the paddle goes right
behaviors of the two test groups are compared and contrasted,
simulated and augmented

the computer and boss and an outlying pong viewer in competition with
a pong fad cult decide to move the paddle left
boss grimaces and contracts his body to try to make the paddle move …