[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Room Of Unprofitable Thoughts

some zombie interns put on blindfolds, turned off lights to the room,
and entered.

zombie intern 1 [unable to see anything in the room]: “we’re so unprofitable!”
zombie intern 2 [also unable to see anything in the room]: “yes!”

torturer 3: “hmmm i smell some unprofitability on the mind control
waves but it doesn’t feel quite right …”