[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "I'm tired of calculating square roots!"

Worker: "What is the square root of 4?"

Boss [unbidden]: "2."

Worker: "And the square root of 9?"

Boss: "3"

Worker: "Tell me the square root of 4 again."