[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

A moon-sized doomsday device stomps on a parking lot near the stream.

The puff of cloud looks at the moon-sized doomsday device.

Moon-sized Doomsday Device: "Oh! Pardon me!"

The moon-sized doomsday device shrinks to be as tiny as a molecule.

Molecule: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your parking lot! I'm not
really that big!"