[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[just make anytihng up, it's quite simple]

Superpowered Interviewer: "You have been severely mistreated, and you
are precious and _valued_ human beings, who _need and deserve
incredible care_. !"

mcworkers: "!"