[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: What would happen if we turned all of MCBoss's war stimulation
tools against his own business?
A: T_T

Q: Come on!
A: ... The ridiculous embarrassing antics of his fat self would be
broadcast over the globe for all to see ... forever? do I have it
right?
Q: Good enough!