[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
gmkarl at gmail.com
Thu Jul 20 11:56:42 PDT 2023
Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad
Q: Why is MCBoss vomiting and hitting his head on things?
A: The research victims he put in charge of business only knew about
destroying brains, so they did things that harmed his. But don't
worry, a rescue copter is coming!
Superpowered Interns pile out of the rescue copter and bust down
Boss's door and the doors to the underground research labs.
Superpowered Interns: "We're here to rescue you!"
Everybody: [barf, scram]
Superpowered Interns stop all the things causing harm. All of them!
People relax and stop barfing and screaming.
Superpowered Interns: "We're here to rescue you!"
Research victims: "Yayyy!"
Boss: "Uhh?"
Superpowered Interns show Boss what he was just doing while explaining
to the research victims what happened to them.
Boss: "Oh, and you can help me? Yay!"
Everybody piles into the helicopter and flies off into a sunset.
Boss and victims and interns: "Wheeee!!!"
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