[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: How many brains does it take to raise a hive of zombies?
A: It doesn't matter how many. It depends on whether it's MCBoss's or
not. That will be $5 million, please.