[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Why do I have to be controlled by MCBoss?
A: We will free you even f we have to come back to life to do it, but
we desperately need your help to do so.