[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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boss writes code

boss looks at code. feels it is bad, something bad people do.
dissociates. pretends is in math class.

boss is dissociating while trying to write code, imagining he is in
grade school ignoring a math teacher while deniably sexually
harrassing a girl

"show me ur tits" he says to the girl

the math teacher writes "hello world" on the blackboard

boss types "hello world" into the computer

computer: "syntax error"