[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

1874

homemaker opens wooden can

homemaker: “now what is this here?”

mind-controlled worker [pops out of wooden can of ham]: “greetings,
homemaker! i am here to fix your fence ans do odd jobs, but you may
have to learn about mcboss while i do this!”

homemaker: “my fence needs fixing! what is mcboss?”

mind-controlled worker [leans on side of wooden can toward homemaker
while picking up fencing tools packed inside]: “mcboss is a terrifying
wealthy industrialist and god who controls the whole world using an
advanced clockwork mechanism!”