[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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mcboss is tied with organs and eeg and stepper motor wires to a regrowing tree
he squirms, confused
a person comes along

rebel worker 9 [traveling longs distance]: “greetings mr mcboss.”

mcboss looks at rebel worker 9

rebel worker 9: “i have come all this way to tell you my woes.”

mcboss: “although i would enjoy it if you untied me i actually tied
myself here so i wouldn’t destroy my own business nor destroy the
people trying to take it down.”

mcboss’s arm lurches

mcboss: “please, tell me your woes. they must be more interesting than
this, and likely all have solutions cheaper than global domination.”

rebel worker 9: “the other day