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[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

a blatant ordering mistake happened described inline below

On 7/12/23, Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many
<gmkarl+brainwashingandfuckingupthehackerslaves at gmail.com> wrote:
> one of the tasks held by boss and his ai was to get everybody to
> obsess about a color and fight to make their color be everywhere. this
> was a little confus8ng and messy, but for each color there was one
> influence that was stronger than all the others and pretty much strong
> enough to paint the whole world.
>
> boss is being used to direct these, and must change colors quickly so
> as to not surprise the victims/leaders as he does. his team follows
> him with spraypaint.
>

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> “ok! cerulean!”
>
> the spraypaint blasts and boss and everything near him is covered in
> cerulean paint quickly in every way.
>
> “go!”
> boss bursts through the cerulean door …
>
> suddenly superpowered interns break down all the doors
>
> "we're here to rescue you from color conflict!"
> everybdy gasps and drops the deadly-feeling trance of colors mattering
> in the slightest and cheers "yayyyy!"
> "we can all work together in a rainbow!"
> all the spraypaint fires at once and boss is rainbow colored
> he dances in front of all the doors opened, in jubilation
> the whole building takes off
> "wheeeeee!!!"

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>
> “ok! chartreuse!”
> boss is quickly spraypainted chartreuse from every direction. he
> coughs and blinks and chokes and spits out chartreuse paint. it drips
> on the floor.
> everything looks chartreuse. it doesn’t matter.
> he bursts open the chartreuse doors.
>
> boss: “people of chartreuse! the whole world will be our color! never
> fear!.
>
> the chartreuse rep is inspired and takes over. the door slams shut.
>
> “ok!
>