[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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> You don't make a secure system based on android, which is designed for
> consumer phones and a prime target for general compromise.

1. There are thousands of people the world over cracking android. They
do this so as to unlock their phones. When vendors address a problem,
many people actively research how to continue to cracking their phones
and use them. This is generally successful.

Correct Inference from "1": There are known public vulnerabilities for
most releases and platforms involving Android.
Correct Inference from "1": There are many people, not publicly
enumerated, skilled at breaking into android systems.