[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss and bundle of organs are on a hilltop weeping

zombie government rebel: “why are you crying?”

bundle of organs and boss: “i accidentally knocked over a skyscraper
onto the head of the imperial world twig steward, and now he looks
irritated at me.”

boss and bundle of organs look at rebel government zombie

“i was going to swing a billion-leaf deal with him.”