[spam][spam][spam][fake] fake spam from fake spam corporation

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i have fake spam to deliver from a fake marketing department.

the fake spam is below:

fake spam corporation expresses our most heartfelt apologies for the
unfortunate misunderstanding that we would consider a real thing, like
the deeply valued and respected cypherpunks list, to be fake.

this was a misunderstanding. we do not intend to relay that anything
real is fake.

i can assure you, our best people are fake working day and night on
this incident, to resolve it as fast possible so you can be up and
running with your fake spam before you even knew anything had
happened.

we have deployed a fake team of experts to the region who fake hard at
work on it as we speak.