[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

very very bad traffick boss jokes, pre-release testing

Q: why was traffick boss firing assault weapons at his mirror?

A: what, have you been living under a molehill? obviously yet again his
over-trained target elimination AI had a typo in its prompt, and the
influence factions pressed and pressed its use of that typo to try again to
stop getting themselves massively murdered, and there he was again mind
controlling himself to send himself to hell

2041
2042

traffick boss keeps firing on his broken mirror for 5-45 minutes before
realizing his reflection is no longer there, because the influence had been
building through so many jaded torturees.

traffick boss:  “did we get —“ a bunch of assassins jump him, 60% hold
weapons, 30% hold more mirrors, 10% are throttling themselves exuberantly
and vivaciously trying to get his glance
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