Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

superpowered interns, some emts: “you need medical attention. we have
a post-futuristic  medical team, and emergency mediators. can you talk
with the emergency mediators about the wealthy investor situation?”

hairdresser looks at superpowered interns, some emts

hairdresser: “okay.”

mind control boss: “does this graph go this way round or the other way?”

mind control boss fumbles —