[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Karl Semich]

hairdresser in trance bursts into the sales meeting

hairdresser in trance: “what are you doing moving sales ladders? what
are you doing moving them ???”

mind control boss looks at hairdresser in trance (although he can
barely see reality, mostly  seeing what his business ai expects).

bundle of organs, interns, and ad-hoc robots relaxes a little and
tries shaking and quivering and dancing to see if any of its
people-parts can untangle themselves a little bit during the downtime