Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Recruiting Intern [wincing]: "It's hard to say this, but I could
actually pay you to help me connect with health providers!"

Recruiting Intern suddenly looks wonky and starts spinning in circles
with some franticness.

Recruiting Intern: "I'm sorry! I think I said something very wrong!
I'm very confused!"